Football transfer rumours: Marquinhos and Dybala to Manchester United?

Today’s fluff is in the mood for dancing

Ivan Gazidis has hypnotised Arsène Wenger into thinking that he wants to sign two players this month, one defender and one midfielder. It says here that Arsenal are in talks with Borussia Dortmund about Mats Hummels and Ilkay Gundogan, but those surely must be code names for Kim Kallstrom and Kim Kallstrom’s dog, also named Kim Kallstrom.

Meanwhile Arsenal have spent so long dithering over whether or not to sign West Ham United’s Winston Reid that they’ve only gone and let Tottenham Hotspur into the race for the New Zealand centre-back. You never get these problems when you go for Kim Kallstrom.

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from Football | The Guardian http://ift.tt/1Cac5DS